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namur:

I weighed myself and then peed and then I weighed myself I lost weight as you’d expect because every time you pee you pee out your soul

namur dropping knowledge bombs

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

namur:

*stares at your blog*

text post game checks out

i weigh over 140 for the first time in 3 years. i am very excited about this.

steve did this to me last month haha

steve did this to me last month haha

and it looks like my normal replacement isn’t showing up to work tonight… so it turns out i wont be going anywhere for a while…

i just scrolled through all 20,000 photos from the past 10 years of my life in 2 hours, which was quite an interesting experience. especially because things were oddly out of order. it was mostly correct, but then the wrong girlfriend/house/car would pop up unexpectedly. anyways, it makes me want to thank everybody for a good past 10 years, i love you all.

can we talk about how great this button is? i wish all feed-based sites had this button…

can we talk about how great this button is? i wish all feed-based sites had this button…

first plants in 3 years, yay

first plants in 3 years, yay

bill & ted themed night

shappenfit:

new hair/be excellent to each other

see, it was perfect