that time that your friend was like, “hey i heard you almost had a threesome that night!” and you were like, “wait, what?”
koopa’s gonna have a buddy for the first time in 3 years starting next month. if he understood English he would probably be excited
The HP-11C scientific calculator, introduced in 1981 and discontinued in 1989, featured a “slim line” design, function set and programming tools, and continuous memory.
the only calculator i use
here in your bedroom - goldfinger
because why not
should i be concerned that all day i have had trouble balancing? almost falling over all over the place.
sometimes I wish I could redo the past 10 years, but I think eating a Pepe’s chicken cheese steak at my mom’s is the closest I’m going to get. hashtag 2004