Drink 1 Finger every time R.Kelly says:

- Fuck (or any variation)
- Shit
- Crazy-ass
- Midget
- Baby
- Closet
- Cabinet
- Gun
- Baretta
- 12 Gauge


2 Fingers for:

- Rufus
- Chuck
- Sylvester
- Kathy
- Gwen (or Gwendylyn)
- Twan
- James
- Brigette
- Big Man


3 Fingers when:

- R. Kelly gets his gun out 
- R. Kelly gets involved in other peoples relationships
- R.Kelly demands to know what people are talking about
- There is a shit special effect 
- Twan wants to shoot somebody

Down your drink when:

- R.Kelly is actually in a closet

R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Drinking Game

The rules:

Drink every time someone says one of the following:

Closet - Cabinet - Gun - Beretta - 12 Gauge - Rufus - Chuck - Sylvester - Kathy - Gwen or Gwendylyn - Twan - James - Bridgette - Big Man - Any time Twan says something regarding killing someone

Take a drink anytime…

- a word echoes - a word is rhymed with itself

- someone other than R. Kelly pulls out a weapon

- someone makes a phone call

- it’s revealed that someone is having an affair

- there’s a plot twist that’s been foreshadowed previously - someone asks “what the fuck?”

- R. Kelly pulls out his beretta

- someone threatens to shoot someone else

- a man physically or verbally threatens to assault a woman

- someone is “up in” something

Take two drinks anytime…

- someone knows something that they can’t possibly know already

- someone mentions Paje’s club (by name or otherwise) - someone is smoking

- someone shoots a gun Finish your drink anytime…

- R. Kelly is actually in a closet

- R. Kelly breaks the fourth wall

Finish the case/bottle anytime…

- R. Kelly pees on an underage girl, because you’re watching the wrong video.

Edit:Optional Rules:

- Take a shot when the word “pears” is sung (thanks Rob)

- Waterfall* whenever Robert goes all Xtina on a word that ends a chapter