Drink 1 Finger every time R.Kelly says:
- Fuck (or any variation)
- Shit
- Crazy-ass
- Midget
- Baby
- Closet
- Cabinet
- Gun
- Baretta
- 12 Gauge
2 Fingers for:
- Rufus
- Chuck
- Sylvester
- Kathy
- Gwen (or Gwendylyn)
- Twan
- James
- Brigette
- Big Man
3 Fingers when:
- R. Kelly gets his gun out
- R. Kelly gets involved in other peoples relationships
- R.Kelly demands to know what people are talking about
- There is a shit special effect
- Twan wants to shoot somebody
Down your drink when:
- R.Kelly is actually in a closet
Tightrope - Janelle Monae (feat. Big Boi)
Mmf. This is so good.
it is important to watch this video at least once a day
R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Drinking Game
The rules:
Drink every time someone says one of the following:
Closet - Cabinet - Gun - Beretta - 12 Gauge - Rufus - Chuck - Sylvester - Kathy - Gwen or Gwendylyn - Twan - James - Bridgette - Big Man - Any time Twan says something regarding killing someone
Take a drink anytime…
- a word echoes - a word is rhymed with itself
- someone other than R. Kelly pulls out a weapon
- someone makes a phone call
- it’s revealed that someone is having an affair
- there’s a plot twist that’s been foreshadowed previously - someone asks “what the fuck?”
- R. Kelly pulls out his beretta
- someone threatens to shoot someone else
- a man physically or verbally threatens to assault a woman
- someone is “up in” something
Take two drinks anytime…
- someone knows something that they can’t possibly know already
- someone mentions Paje’s club (by name or otherwise) - someone is smoking
- someone shoots a gun Finish your drink anytime…
- R. Kelly is actually in a closet
- R. Kelly breaks the fourth wall
Finish the case/bottle anytime…
- R. Kelly pees on an underage girl, because you’re watching the wrong video.
Edit:Optional Rules:
- Take a shot when the word “pears” is sung (thanks Rob)
- Waterfall* whenever Robert goes all Xtina on a word that ends a chapter
Drinking Game “Trapped in the Closet” Drinking Game:
A 40-ounce is nominal for the amount of beer you will need per person, but a six pack wouldn’t hurt just in case.
Drink whenever: Someone cheats Someone pulls out, points or shoots a gun Someone makes/receives a phone call Someone curses A white person talks (should be easy, there’s only one) R. Kelly sings falsetto R. Kelly pauses the movie or a scene fades out
“tgif!”
IMG_5180 on Flickr.
more test shots from yesteday
IMG_5174 on Flickr.
more test shots from yesterday